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>> > A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the >> > morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets >> > up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, >> > standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. >> > "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'cloc...

Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers...

Guinness if it's on tap (not into the widget stuff) or Heineken in bottles/cans.

It seems hardly anyone votes anymore on that mpogd link. As of right now 12 days into January there's only 196 votes total which is like under seventeen people voting everyday. It seems to me that people would want to vote to increase the player base, heck it only takes 10 seconds a day. It wasn't t...

Happy New Year everyone!!!!!!

Stay out of the Tequila

I agree with Ardbeg, there's far too much cash considering the prices of everything in the game never goes up. Mines cost the same on the first day of the game as they do on the last day of the game. Their value doesn't decrease yet that's exactly how they are priced along with everything else. Ther...

Since when is the GP a purely factual publication?

LOL@Harry

I agree with Grey on the mythological creatures, perhaps Cyclops and Pheonix as well.

I agree with Kuwl those are better then semi games.

Under "Newbie Help" section, read "Becoming a Deputy" thread.