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Spacial Toiletries A recent discovery by an unknown scientist has led to belief in the possibility of ease when going to toilet in space. Up until recently, it has been unpleasent and even harmful in some cases for most space faring races to pass bodily fluids, however with this new research it is ...

Local Bombing Disrupts Galactic Post HQ The Galactic Post would like to apologize for our recent drop in publication, and any inconvience this might have caused. Three days ago, a local Creonti terrorist known as Anita 'Quickie' Focker from the multi-racial activist group known as B.O.G.U.S. (Band ...

Fuel For Thought Scientists at the Thevian Institute of Research have been burning the 0000 Standard Time fusion lights to investigate a new type of combustible, one that they call “Witicia Dephan 4023.” Affectionately referred to it as WD-40, Witicia Dephan 4023 was initially discovered by a y...

Chaos Spreads; Federation Pressed While more and more wars are turning into icy cease fires, the problem of port raids and random assaults, including the assassination attempt on the Creonti President, continue to grow. It is becoming increasingly evident that the Federation forces are poorly equipp...

Mercurial Government Much has happened very recently. After the appointing of a new president, the Creonti have decided on peace with most of the other races, a full 180 from their last status. The President of Ik'Thorne continues to veto peace treaties, and the WQ Human government has declared peac...

Big Bang Alters the Universe We here at the Post are back after our recent incapability to publish due to the destruction of the known universe. Scientists from all the races, after studying the cataclysmic events of the past few days, have announced that many of the laws of physics have been altere...

Who Shall Prevail? As this new universe unfolds its mysteries to the races, we here at the Post speculate which of the newly forming organizations will pull ahead in the upcoming struggle for power. The Shadow stretches forth its hand over the dark, seeking to cover all with its power, while the Too...

We here at the Galactic Post are deeply concerned in the welfare of our readers, and thus have taken it upon ourselves to provide you with this message in hopes of saving a few poor pilots. If this message describes your relationship with your PC and the drug known as SMR, we hope you'll listen to i...

Galactic Post 5/10/02 by GalacticPost Editor1 Galactic Thief Nabbed, Bank Records Provide the Clue Last night, Beholder of Purgatory, a petty criminal and known galactic thug, tried his hand at a more ingenuous and daring form of crime; bank robbery. Racing into a local branch of the Last Galactic ...

Galactic Post Daily [/size] A Bumpy Path Before SMR [/size] by GalacticPost Writer1 In recent days, Spock made it perfectly clear that SMR itself is struggling to maintain it's life "couz of people", rocking the entire SMR community. There are currently numerous rumors and problems facing...