GP Archive GPE 005

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GP Archive GPE 005

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Fuel For Thought

Scientists at the Thevian Institute of Research have been burning the 0000 Standard Time fusion lights to investigate a new type of combustible, one that they call “Witicia Dephan 4023.” Affectionately referred to it as WD-40, Witicia Dephan 4023 was initially discovered by a young Thevian chef searching for a new sauce for his Creontiburgers. Research indicates that WD-40 could replace the current low-grade fuel that is in use today. Head Researcher, Dr. Thalimius Graenadar, was quoted as saying, “We expect this to be a major improvement over the fuel available on the mass market used by space-farers today. Our fuel is both more efficient and less flammable, thus reducing the risk of accidental explosion.” Unfortunately, according to the Institute’s Head of Market Analysis, “WD-40 will require several years of testing and refinement before it can be applied practically to the market, though it does provide a tasty toping to the standard Creontiburger.” We here at the Post feel the need to stress the importance of new scientific discovery and we cannot wait until we fill up our own fuel containers with this new type of fuel.



Humans Look For Peace

Recent talks with President Storm Serge of the Human Race clarified that peace will soon be made with all the various races. President Storm cited the need for economic and political growth between Humans and the various peoples that inhabit the universe. He feels 'morally compelled' to pursue such widespread peace, citing the continued prosperity of his race, wanting to put his peoples concerns above his own and his alliance. These efforts have met success today with the Alskant and Creonti peoples, with matters looking favorable on the Thevian table tommorrow. Will this trend continue between the other races? More reports to follow as developments occur.



Revolt Ends in Stalemate

Today, the oppressed members of #smr society rose up in defiance, tearing down the most brutal of oppressors. Caretaker, the annoying little bugger who bans on whim and doesn't remember a thing aroused mass dissension in the SMR community. Irritated by his annoying antics, usurping of power, and the increasing complaints of the rooms populace, Roach and Nariis, heros of merchants everywhere, kicked and banned this annoying bot, after his repeated cries of 'op me cos im lame'. Regretfully, fears of repercussion drove these much needed rebels to the negotiations table, and Caretaker once more resides in his former throne. No action was taken against the rebels. Will this tyrant be torn down more permanently, to the people's delight? Let your voice be heard!
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