GP Archive GPE 007

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Spacial Toiletries

A recent discovery by an unknown scientist has led to belief in the possibility of ease when going to toilet in space. Up until recently, it has been unpleasent and even harmful in some cases for most space faring races to pass bodily fluids, however with this new research it is possible to maintain a safe enviroment without harming anyone. It is believd that this, when fully examined, may change the way we travel in space forever...


Scout Drones

Excessive amounts of scout drones have been reported all around the galaxy as more and more people find their way to the CA. Is this just stupidity or a desperate scam to find out new space faring citizens and destroy them? Whatever it is, you can expect the level of anxiety between the races, and more importantly, between the alliances to escalate over the next couple of days. It is also believed that more and more people will by scout drones to go hunting for themselves. They may learn the hard way that fighting is not always the right option...



WQ HUMAN PRESIDENT ASSASINATED

In a massive explosion from his ship, The Western Quadrent Human President, Wanderer, was assassinated early Tuesday morning. Wanderer's death was a shock to all WQ Humans. The assasin was soon revealed to be Torturous Tomato, an evil member of the WQ Human's ruling council. The locals disgust quickly turned to fury when a Federal offical, who's name has not yet been released, made the offical statment regarding the tragic death. He stated "We cannot allow such treason to continue, because if it does continue in ANY ruling council, the racial governments will cease to function as an effective means of protection for those law abiding citizens. We must do whatever it takes to make sure that an incident like this never again takes place." Local and Federation Officals speculate that Torturous Tomato was looking to eventually gain the Position of President in the WQ government. Others speculate that Torturous Tomato killed Wanderer to claim the 1 million credit bounty offered by the Federation. Sadly ArcticWarror will take on the burden of President in Wanderer's absesnce. But will he be the next target?



Tootsie Pops Exceeding Expectations

As everyone can see at the moment Tootsie Pops are in a commanding lead of the game. They have a 25 kill lead on the 2nd place alliance, The Forsaken. There is also a big space between Tootsie Pops and The Forsaken in the total experience department. Right now it is obvious that Tootsie Pops and The Forsaken are the two main alliances in the game, But the game is still young. Could The Dawnrazors surprise everyone? Could Angels of the Light actually do something? Could Trex Mercenaries stop flooding the news with their deaths? We will have to find out.