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The motto for my company's deployment to Afghanistan is "Why wouldn't it [fill_in_blank]?"

Today's Why wouldn't it, for me is:

Why wouldn't I order a Christmas present online from BestBuy.com and specify the new address for my family, to only have their system ship to my old stored address? Why wouldn't it?
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Why wouldn't the dog talk to it's foot?
It's not polite to talk back to your paw.
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My today's Why wouldn't it:

Why wouldn't the first chance in 2 months to sleep an extra hour in get cancelled due to an unplanned/unscheduled early morning mission.
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Not sure if I am going to like this "Why wouldn't it" thing.

Why wouldn't I have a flat on my way to work, to find that my spare tire was missing. :roll:

me/ needs to find out who took the spare from my work truck and never put it back. :angry:

PS: Bob, becareful on these missions. We need you and all the troupes back safe.
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Freon22 wrote:Not sure if I am going to like this "Why wouldn't it" thing.

Why wouldn't I have a flat on my way to work, to find that my spare tire was missing. :roll:

me/ needs to find out who took the spare from my work truck and never put it back. :angry:

PS: Bob, becareful on these missions. We need you and all the troupes back safe.
Sometimes you have to laugh at your own misfortune, which is the purpose of the thread.

Today's:

Why wouldn't I forget about the low hanging bar right in front of me, and drive straight into it while on a gator, thus giving myself a beautiful knot on the forehead.
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Why wouldn't I remember the joy of watching little ones opening their Christmas presents. :clap:
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