10 THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN PULLED OVER

[CoonDawg]

You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Wuss!

I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special!

Hey, you must've been doing' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

"Bad Cop! No Donut!"

You're NOT gonna check the trunk, are you?

I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket!

Gee, officer! That's terrific. The police officer yesterday only gave me a warning too!

Hey is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

Aren't you one of the Village People?