MAD WIFE

[Freon22]

He was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him
and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.
"Ouch!! What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou
written on it," she replied.
"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the
horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I'm so sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good
explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and
hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him
out cold.
When he came to, he asked, "Now what was that for?"
She replied, "Your horse called".