Little girl and whales

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Freon22
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Little girl and whales

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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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Post by Hobbs »

LOL
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Post by Harry Krishna »

I find the use of the word 'hell' in the above joke offensive.
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Post by Thennian »

i thought this was gonna be an orca joke
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Post by silverx2 »

Harry Krishna wrote:I find the use of the word 'hell' in the above joke offensive.
i find the use of the word offensive in the above post offensive
i killed orca.
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