What did the first Atom say to the other?

Post by **Baalzamon** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:26 am

First Atom: "Oh no! I lost an electron!"
Second Atom: "Are you sure?"
First Atom: "I'm Positive!"

hahaha, why's that make me laugh so hard?

DarthNihilus · Post by **DarthNihilus** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:23 pm

HAHAHAHHAHA

N.ator · Post by **N.ator** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:41 pm

thats actually semi funny, since i actually know what an atom is haha and an electron and that all electrons are positive and the other guys says positive
!!!

funny stuff.

Post by **Baalzamon** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:46 pm

Poca wrote:thats actually semi funny, since i actually know what an atom is haha and an electron and that all electrons are positive and the other guys says positive
!!!

funny stuff.

except for the fact that electrons are positive. Therefor, when you lose an election, you lose a positive source, and are negative.

JettJackson · Post by **JettJackson** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:32 pm

Baalzamon wrote:
Poca wrote:thats actually semi funny, since i actually know what an atom is haha and an electron and that all electrons are positive and the other guys says positive
!!!

funny stuff.
except for the fact that electrons are positive. Therefor, when you lose an election, you lose a positive source, and are negative.

no, losing an electron which is negitive would make you more plus or positive

N.ator · Post by **N.ator** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:08 pm

Baalzamon wrote:
Poca wrote:thats actually semi funny, since i actually know what an atom is haha and an electron and that all electrons are positive and the other guys says positive
!!!

funny stuff.
except for the fact that electrons are positive. Therefor, when you lose an election, you lose a positive source, and are negative.

no atom is negative though..

all atoms are nuetral!

JettJackson · Post by **JettJackson** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:13 pm

Poca wrote:
Baalzamon wrote:
Poca wrote:thats actually semi funny, since i actually know what an atom is haha and an electron and that all electrons are positive and the other guys says positive
!!!

funny stuff.
except for the fact that electrons are positive. Therefor, when you lose an election, you lose a positive source, and are negative.
no atom is negative though..

all atoms are nuetral!

ya it would be an ion or an isotope then

Post by **Azool** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:31 pm

Technically (Depending who you ask), it is still an atom if it is a negatively charged ion

Therefore not all atoms are neutral.

Also, isotopes are atoms with varying numbers of neutrons which will have no effect on the charge.

Enough nerd talk out of me for the day. I laughed at the joke

N.ator · Post by **N.ator** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 2:22 am

Azool wrote:Technically (Depending who you ask), it is still an atom if it is a negatively charged ion Therefore not all atoms are neutral.

Also, isotopes are atoms with varying numbers of neutrons which will have no effect on the charge.

Enough nerd talk out of me for the day. I laughed at the joke

yeah i havent learned about all of that stuff yet then..with isotopoes and stuff

for chem all i need to know, and be aware of is that all atoms are nuetral.

but yeah, youguys are probabaly right.

lo siento charlie.

neto · Post by **neto** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 5:20 pm

" If the atom loses electrons, the atom becomes positively charged (because the number of positively charged protons will exceed the number of electrons). "

jj is right